{"title":"Funny Shirts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Shirts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore CHAOSBORN funny shirts made for bold graphic style, weird humour, animal designs, and everyday statement outfits. This collection covers funny animal shirts, raccoon shirts, goose shirts, sarcastic graphic shirts, dark humour shirts, dad humour shirts, meme-style designs, vintage funny shirts, weird graphic shirts, and gift-ready statement pieces. Designed with original artwork and a strong graphic streetwear feel, each shirt brings humour, personality, and wearable design energy without looking generic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are choosing a fit, our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e can help you compare measurements before ordering. For washing and handling advice, see the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/care-guide\"\u003eCare Guide\u003c\/a\u003e. If you have a general question about products or the site, our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e page covers common queries.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"goose-shirt-not-today-goose","title":"Goose Shirt Not Today Goose Funny Silly Goose Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGoose Shirt Not Today Goose Funny Silly Goose Graphic T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis goose shirt not today goose design features a bold \u003cstrong\u003eNot Today Goose\u003c\/strong\u003e artwork for shoppers who enjoy a funny goose shirt with a playful, sarcastic style. The washed grey look and distressed graphic give the piece a relaxed vintage-inspired feel, while the goose illustration creates a clear statement without relying on loud wording. As a goose shirt, it works well for casual outfits, weekend wear, and anyone looking for a silly goose shirt or funny goose t-shirt that feels easy to style. It is also a practical choice for animal lover gift ideas, graphic tee collections, and everyday wardrobes that include humorous statement pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design combines a simple colour base with a strong central print, making this goose shirt suitable for pairing with jeans, joggers, shorts, or layered streetwear looks. The overall style leans toward laid-back and expressive, so it can fit naturally into a range of casual outfits. If you are searching for a goose graphic t-shirt, silly goose graphic tee, or humorous animal shirt, this piece offers a clear and wearable option with a light-hearted tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny goose shirt with a vintage-inspired graphic look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Oversized streetwear silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse case:\u003c\/strong\u003e Casual wear, relaxed weekends, gift ideas, and graphic tee rotation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVisual detail:\u003c\/strong\u003e Distressed artwork and washed grey finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis goose shirt not today goose piece is designed for customers who prefer statement graphics that remain easy to wear. The humour comes from the artwork itself, so the shirt can feel more subtle than slogan-heavy designs while still delivering a clear personality. That makes it a versatile funny goose shirt for people who enjoy novelty animal graphics, light sarcasm, and simple everyday styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePure Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis goose shirt is made from pure cotton, which offers a familiar feel for everyday wear and helps the garment suit casual, repeated use. Cotton is often chosen for graphic tees because it provides a straightforward balance of comfort, breathability, and easy styling. The fabric works well with the washed grey look of the design and supports the vintage-style presentation of the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural-feel fabric for regular wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for pairing with layered outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable choice for relaxed styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor customers looking for a goose shirt that can be worn across different casual settings, the pure cotton construction makes the piece simple to integrate into an everyday wardrobe. It is a practical option for a funny goose shirt, a silly goose shirt, or a graphic tee that sits comfortably alongside other animal-themed clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment is designed with an oversized streetwear fit. For a regular fit, choose your usual size. For a stronger oversized look, consider sizing up. Measurements are taken laid flat; bust refers to the full chest measurement. Please allow a 1–3 cm difference due to manual measurement and normal production tolerance. For more detailed measurements, please see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen choosing the best size for this goose shirt not today goose item, it can help to think about the look you want rather than only the number on the label. A true-to-size choice will usually give a looser everyday shape, while sizing up can create a more pronounced oversized profile. This makes the goose shirt suitable for shoppers who want either a relaxed casual fit or a streetwear-inspired silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular look:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your normal size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore oversized look:\u003c\/strong\u003e Size up one level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay-flat measurements are approximate and may vary slightly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are comparing this goose shirt with other graphic tees, the oversized cut may feel roomier through the body and sleeves. That can be useful for layering over a vest or under an open shirt, especially if you prefer a casual silhouette with extra movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash recommended. Iron inside out at medium temperature. Line dry only. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork to help maintain the finish of the design. For full garment care advice, please refer to our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/care-guide\"\u003eCare Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollowing the care guidance can help keep the goose shirt looking consistent over time. As with most printed cotton garments, careful washing and drying will help maintain the appearance of the graphic and reduce unnecessary wear. For best results, treat the print gently and avoid harsh cleaning methods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash carefully to protect the graphic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn inside out before ironing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse line drying rather than machine drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid direct heat on the printed area\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis makes the goose shirt a straightforward option for customers who want a funny goose shirt that is easy to care for with normal garment handling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Eligibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e This item may have limited return eligibility because it is made to order, customised or personalised. This does not affect your statutory rights if there is a verified product issue. Please see our Refund Policy for full details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause this goose shirt is produced to order, it is important to review the size information and care guidance before purchase. If you are unsure between sizes, checking the measurements against a similar shirt you already own can help you choose a more suitable fit. The product is intended as a made-to-order apparel item, so return options may differ from standard off-the-shelf clothing. If you need help with product details, please visit our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this goose shirt suitable for everyday wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The pure cotton fabric, oversized fit, and simple graphic style make it suitable for casual everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design a funny goose shirt or a slogan tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a graphic-led funny goose shirt with artwork that communicates the idea visually, rather than relying on large slogan text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this goose shirt with layered outfits?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The oversized cut works well with relaxed layers such as jackets, overshirts, or casual bottoms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print need special care?\u003c\/strong\u003e The artwork should be kept away from direct ironing and handled gently during washing to help maintain the printed finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Chaosborn","offers":[{"title":"Washed Black \/ S","offer_id":53200914940232,"sku":"GOOWAS5528CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Black \/ M","offer_id":53200914973000,"sku":"GOOWAS5529CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Black \/ L","offer_id":53200915005768,"sku":"GOOWAS5530CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Black \/ XL","offer_id":53200915038536,"sku":"GOOWAS5531CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53200915071304,"sku":"GOOWAS5532CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53200915104072,"sku":"GOOWAS5533CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ S","offer_id":53200915136840,"sku":"GOOMOC5534CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ M","offer_id":53200915169608,"sku":"GOOMOC5535CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ L","offer_id":53200915202376,"sku":"GOOMOC5536CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ XL","offer_id":53200915235144,"sku":"GOOMOC5537CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ 2XL","offer_id":53200915267912,"sku":"GOOMOC5538CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mocha \/ 3XL","offer_id":53200915300680,"sku":"GOOMOC5539CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ S","offer_id":53200915333448,"sku":"GOOWAS5540CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ M","offer_id":53200915366216,"sku":"GOOWAS5541CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ L","offer_id":53200915398984,"sku":"GOOWAS5542CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ XL","offer_id":53200915431752,"sku":"GOOWAS5543CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53200915464520,"sku":"GOOWAS5544CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53200915497288,"sku":"GOOWAS5545CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ S","offer_id":53200915530056,"sku":"GOOWAS5546CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ M","offer_id":53200915562824,"sku":"GOOWAS5547CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ L","offer_id":53200915595592,"sku":"GOOWAS5548CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53200915628360,"sku":"GOOWAS5549CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53200915661128,"sku":"GOOWAS5550CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53200915693896,"sku":"GOOWAS5551CB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/9246\/3176\/files\/Not_Today_Goose_3.png?v=1780033642"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/9246\/3176\/collections\/Funny_Shirts_Collection.png?v=1780035691","url":"https:\/\/chaosbornwear.com\/collections\/funny-shirts-chaosborn.oembed","provider":"Chaosborn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}